I want to preface this blog by saying that I am proud of Tyler Perry’s success…no tea, no shade. I truly am proud. My critiques of his movies, plays, and television shows come from a place of love. With that being said, Tea Spillers, let’s get into Mr. Perry’s latest debacle.
For those who did not see it, here’s a quick summary. Ain’t nobody got time to be finding out the actor’s real names and/or character names so bare with me here: Set in Savannah, Georgia (by the way NO ONE has a southern accent) The Haves and The Have Nots follows two separate families who lives are intertwined.
On one side we have the The Haves: The Cryer Family…a white, wealthy, family who apparently is the toast of the town and is working with old–passed down money. We have Daddy Cryer, a judge who has a thing for prostitutes and although it wasn’t mentioned in the first two episodes, I’m quite sure he has done some other dirt as well. He’s also gearing up to run to be the next Governor of Georgia…good luck with that. Then there’s Mama Cryer, who is in a loveless relationship with Daddy Cryer. On the outside she is a strong, charismatic, social-lite…but, on the inside she knows her marriage is just for show and her children are seriously disturbed…border line demon seeds. Speaking of which, we have Son Cryer who has a severe drug and alcohol problem and was forced to go to a rehab facility that is owned and operated by a close family friend of The Cryers. Now, follow me here, the close family friend who owns the rehab facility is a boogey stuck-up sista, who’s character will unfold (I’m quite sure of it) in later episodes. Boogey lady’s son is Son Cryer’s sponsor…so wherever Son Cryer goes, he has to go, even if it’s to the bathroom. Oh and by the way, Son Cryer’s sponsor is also gay and has a thing for him. Moving on to Daughter Cryer…she is unsure of herself, ditzy, she doesn’t come off as a bad – rebellious child she just got some mental and emotional stuff going on that makes her cut herself. She’s in law school which is how she meets one of the Have Nots….
The Have Nots is led by Molly the Maid. Apparently she has been in this business for quite some time and whatever happened at her previous job, she doesn’t want to talk about. So Molly the Maid has two children…a REAL GROWN son who still lives with her who is all excited over the fact that he was able to buy a tow truck, but he’s not that important…well, not now at least. The real star of this whole thing is Molly the Maid’s daughter, for now we’ll just call her Trouble. Trouble, is a mess for no reason. Molly the Maid hinted at the fact that in the past Trouble ran with the wrong crowd and was into some real shady stuff. Now Trouble is in law school, which is how she meets Daughter Cryer, and she is apparently paying her way by prostituting herself…which is how she meets Daddy Cryer with his nasty self! So, everything comes to a head at Daddy Cryer’s 50th Birthday Party…Daughter Cryer invites Trouble, Trouble doesn’t know her Mama is the Cryer’s maid, Molly the Maid doesn’t know that Trouble is even in law school, Daddy Cryer is just trying to keep his composure. Trouble sees this as an opportunity to black mail Daddy Cryer and that’s basically it…
At this point, whenever I see something that has the TP stamp on it, I feel like I’m in a very bad game show called, “Guess that Twist”. Unless you have been living under a rock and never had interactions with another human being before in your life, you can pretty much predict the twists and turns. At least when Shonda Rhimes does it, it is quick, thought provoking, and unexpected…When Tyler Perry tries to do it, it insults our intelligence. As I was watching “The Haves and the Have Nots”, right from the beginning I felt as if I was watching a Telenovela…a Spanish speaking soap opera that is HUGE in Latin America. For some reason, I used to watch the Latin based networks Telemundo and Univision and even though I had no idea what they were saying, I ended up getting hooked onto the Telenovelas. It was so bad that it was hilarious. Over the top acting, men dressing like women, women poisoning their husbands, the whole sha-bang! The set design, the way the actors interact with one another, the way the show is filmed and edited has Telenovela written all up and through it. The ONLY thing that is missing, which was pointed out by our fellow Tea Spiller Kristin Moore, is someone going HAM on the organ.
At first, I thought wow I’m not alone Tyler Perry is a fan of Telenovelas just like me!! Sadly, however, as I watched further I quickly discovered that this was no homage…this was INTENTIONAL! To take it a step further, in taking a poll of all of TP productions, I don’t think he has a wealth of knowledge when it comes to films and/or television history. I could be wrong, but it seems to me that if you take away the live audience…throw in a set…you have a TP play that is being sold to us as a film or in this case a television show. During Michael Jackson’s memorial, Barry Gordy said that “Michael studied the greats and became greater…” Who is Tyler Perry studying? Cicely Tyson? Studying her can help in acting, but it sure won’t help in making a film. Someone should ask him who he looks up to when it comes to directing/producing. I would be very interested to know the answer to this. The dialogue and chemistry with the actors was like the worse. It didn’t have a natural flow. I don’t know about you, but whenever I talk with my family and friends I don’t take dramatic pauses. But, even in my harsh critique, it was not that bad….it’s tolerable. I am actually interested in how Trouble is going to get herself out of trouble and I’ve buckled my seat belt for the inevitable twists and turns along the way. Will I tune in again? Yes, I just hope I remember.
I wonder what Oprah’s initial thought process was when she decided to start her OWN network? Since I don’t have the privilege of talking to her, my best guess would be that she wanted a network centered around helping people, help themselves find their path in life. Which, within itself, is a huge risk especially when ratings show that we thoroughly enjoy watching folks run across tables like monkeys fighting and throwing things at one another. How did a woman who connected with us for over 20 years on her show find herself disconnected from the same core group? I do realize that running a network is a totally different than having one show to concentrate on, but I still can’t help but to wonder why it’s just not resonating with us? To add insult to injury throw in not one, but TWO scripted shows written, directed, and produced by Tyler Perry….who does not have a history in giving us quality work. By the way, I did not bother to watch the other show. I just…I just can’t.
Now, sip on that…
Joi